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Do I Have Enough Coffee? by CohenSander Do I Have Enough Coffee? :iconcohensander:CohenSander 2 0 Happy World Goth Day '17 by CohenSander Happy World Goth Day '17 :iconcohensander:CohenSander 0 0 Re-upload - Kitty And Sister Fun Time by CohenSander
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How many feminists does it take to send a package? 
Another creepypasta-based TV show will air on SyFy; Channel Zero: No-End House
To make JaKob; a combination of childish and adult dark humour. XD
Re-upload - Kitty And Sister Fun Time
DISCLAIMER: I did not make this I am simply re-uploading it (just in case you somehow didn't read the title). I simply found this once when I googled "kitty katswell oral sex".
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If Roger Thade was a soundboard, he would be called 'The Satanic Misogynist'.

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His lines and threats of occult power and discrimination against women would make him a key prank call repeat offender, let alone from the furryverse.

Depiction: He would often be depicted as Dahvie Vanity of the popular techno-rock Gothic band Blood on the Dance Floor, whose explicit sexual lyrics have earned them anything except fame from the feminist community. He at other times would be depicted as an ominous man stalking unweary young women and other creepy male sexist stereotypes.

Quotes:
"Hello??"
"Who the hell is this?!"
"Why the HELL are you calling me?!!"
*long dramatic exhale, hangs up*
"You fuckin'... PUSSY!"
"Let a MAN show you how it's done!"
"You sound like a goddamn WOMAN!!"
"You know what, God'll only cut your dick and balls off and give you a lean set of boobs! That'll be the only thing on you of worth at all!!"
"You really wanna test me motherfucker?!!"
"Asswipe, you're only lucky I don't feel like fuckin' findin' you right now!"
"You wanna come and try to start something with me?!!"
"Oh just wait! Just wait! Tell you what I'll send some black magic up your fuckin' asshole!"
"You'll go down into the ground runnin' like a fucking power drill!"
"I AM THE DEVIL! I AM HERE TO DO THE DEVIL'S WORK!!!"
"Hehehehe."
"You wanna see the Devil? He's comin' ta getcha!"
"YOU called ME!!"
"You sound just like that damn whore I gutted in her sleep last night! She bled like poultry and screamed like the fuckin' BITCH that she was!! HAHAHAHAHA!!"
"Hehehe, is that so..."
"Is THAT what they call you?!"
"I've seen WOMEN who can kick more ass than you! And that's saying a LOT against you motherfucker!"
"I swear to fucking GOD!... No, I swear to my father who art in Hell, you will WISH you were dead when I've gotten a hold of you!"
"Is that you, or the bitch you were unlucky enough to get wedded to??"
*snickers*
"Like I said before, just come to the address I gave you. The Devil will be waiting for you there, with a fist full of dark magic that has YOUR name on it!!"
"Sleep with an open eye. (Because you know what I'm gonna do to the other one; stick a damn needle right in it.)"
*tiredly* "Are you done wasting my time?"
*tiredly* "Call me tomorrow. I'll kill your ass later. G'night."
"You guys are really starting this shit again?"
"Hehe, If you're gonna THREATEN someone, be sure you have the backup plan to actually DO SOMETHING. It's threat class 101, and anyone who doesn't pull through is just a pussy."
"That bitch?! She's a whore just like your mom!"
"Who is the lesser evil here????"
"Bitch, by the time I'm done with you, they're gonna find you in the center of a fucking pentagram, motherfucker."
"Your pussy is bigger than that of a guy I know, Chris Fuzz. I wish you could meet him."
"You know Puss-ass, you remind me a helluva lot of my adoptive father, Agent Kei Fox. *whispers* I HATE my father."
*quiet snickers* "The only thing you FOX-FUCK you probably can't get out of that damn high-chair and WIPE your fat ass, much less BEAT anybody's ass!"
"FAT SLUT!!!"
"STUPID CUNT!!!"
"TITSUCKER!!!"
"You know if I was a woman, I could get away with randomly calling people too. Hell, I could get away with anything!"
"Wait! Hold up... Alright, got your location. Give me about 15 minutes, 3 spare to pickup a beer and I'll be where you're at, Amigo! Just wait, I'll be there with four razor-blades ready to stick right up into your ass."
*breathes awkwardly*
"All witchcraft comes... from carnal lust... which is in women INSATIABLE."
"You know I've had you call me over and over and over a-fucking-gain, but you know what this tells me? That you simply don't have the BALLS to actually come and find me, moherfucker!"
"Yup, until you actually show some damn backbone, you're only making a pussy out of yourself, ya pussy!"
"You fat, sloppy cunt!"
"You sound like a goddamned Arasian!"
"If there's anything I hate more than women it's Arasians; their squinty eyes always looking at me with disrespect!"
"You're a pussy, that's it."
"Even with all the cat chicks in here. you're still the biggest pussy around!"
"You're the biggest pussy in the goddamn whorehouse!"
"Wait, is this a WOMAN?!!" *hangs up immediately*
"Bitch, I know you're a chick; only a chick could be this hypocritical."
"No, everybody's not a FAGGOT like you are, Kyle."
"Not everyone's queer like you..."
Legacy
The time has wrought... for a new heir to the throne of... Sander. Cohen.

Btw, my Scottish nose was getting scrunched up underneath that mask. :P
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Temp - The Eyes - Inverted
To start the finishing works on my next mask I drew a cutie shot on my left hand to make sure I had the right shade of black.

By accident I created a pair of staring eyes reminiscent of my own personal cartooning talent; a sort of cross between Danny Antonucci (Ed, Edd n Eddy) and Tim Burton (The Nightmare Before Christmas).
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Temp - The Eyes
To start the finishing works on my next mask I drew a cutie shot on my left hand to make sure I had the right shade of black.

By accident I created a pair of staring eyes reminiscent of my own personal cartooning talent; a sort of cross between Danny Antonucci (Ed, Edd n Eddy) and Tim Burton (The Nightmare Before Christmas).
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I just wish things didn't go the way they did. :(
I'm going to be posting my OC anime counterpart; he is the host of the son of the Slender Man.
You have the power...
You vear the crown...
From The Pinnacle - To The Pit
It is a LONG... VAY... DOWN...

You vield the scepter...
You vear the gown...
From The Pinnacle - To The Pit
It is a LONG... VAY... DOWN...

In your empire!.. 
They stare and frown!..
From The Pinnacle - To The Pit
It is a LONG... VAY... DOWN...

You are CAST OUT from the castle to the ground...
Broken membranes falling DOWN...
You are CAST OUT from the castle to the ground...
Broken membranes falling DOWN...

You vill vear your black Fedora like a CROWN!!!

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Oh Agent Kei Fox...
You stand your ground...
The poor and bleeding...
Red Fox lays down...
From the Pinnacle - To The Pit
It is a LONG... VAY... DOWN...

You are CAST OUT from the castle to the ground...
Broken membranes falling DOWN...
You are CAST OUT from the castle to the ground...
Broken membranes falling DOWN...

You vill vear your black Fedora like a CROWN!!!

World 3 in Yooka-Laylee reminds me of Fallout's Point Lookout. :meow:

Developed by CAPCOM Vancouver 

I saw my beloved Sibella Dracula! :love:
How many feminists does it take to send a package? 

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"Cohen's an artist, says some. He's a Section Eight, says I. I've seen all kinds of cutthroats, freaks, and hard cases in my life, but Cohen, he's a real lunatic, a dyed-in-the-wool psychopath…"
―Atlas

I was once FlippyKrueger, FlippyKrueger2, and finally SkullMaskMan. I initially meant to resign myself entirely from this website.

I decided I changed my mind, and came back.

DISCLAIMER: PLEASE do not thank me for favoriting your work, I favorite anything I see that I take even REMOTE interest in. If I favorite your piece it does not mean you are better or worse than any other artist on this site, it just means I enjoy and respect your talents. :)
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:iconkaspirjones:
KaspirJones Featured By Owner May 17, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
BOGEDYBOO!! 
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:iconcohensander:
CohenSander Featured By Owner May 17, 2017  Hobbyist General Artist
Cheshire Bat 
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hi want to be friends
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CohenSander Featured By Owner May 17, 2017  Hobbyist General Artist
Why not?
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blackwidow69x Featured By Owner May 14, 2017
Thanks s'much for the :+fav:~!
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CohenSander Featured By Owner May 14, 2017  Hobbyist General Artist
Yes.
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Ryex-617 Featured By Owner May 1, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Hello again! Thanks for adding "the best of friends" to your faves. :thanks:
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CohenSander Featured By Owner May 1, 2017  Hobbyist General Artist
Friends Need To stick together. :heart: 
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Ryex-617 Featured By Owner May 2, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I whole-heartedly agree.  :aww:
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CohenSander Featured By Owner May 2, 2017  Hobbyist General Artist
:D
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